What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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