I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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