Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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