Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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