Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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