i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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