I look better un-naked...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
