Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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