grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
