Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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