she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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