i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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