wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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