You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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