the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
