it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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