Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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