butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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