Swine flu. Run for my life!
kristin has been a bad kristin
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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