He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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