you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think i got beer on your cat.
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