i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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