I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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