i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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