I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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