I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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