I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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