You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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