Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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