1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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