can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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