I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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