Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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