i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize