Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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