awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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