God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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