It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
