i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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