Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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