question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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