You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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