oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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