does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Even my vagina gasped.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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