I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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