if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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