We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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