My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
