actually, I'm a sock model
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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