Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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