I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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