im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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