i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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