Pappa wants mamma naked
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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