I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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