My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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